Great truths about life that adults have learned

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I‘m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don‘t hurt.

One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Car sickness

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平素酷爱本职工作，不怕脏不怕累，始终保持旺盛的精神和斗志。

由于工作性质特殊，所以招致多方误解，一直未找到爱侣，耽误了婚姻大事。

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