话说文革时期武斗正闹的急，一个买卖早点的小摊，人很多排着队，一个年轻人拿出一把匕首，对前的人说道：“我先来”。

这时又来了一个人，摸出一把手枪，说道“都滚蛋，让大爷先来”。

这时只见小摊主从摊子下拖出一支冲锋枪。

说到给都老子排好队!

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says， "Herman， be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

Herman says，"I know， but there isn't just one， there are hundreds!"

一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从之声上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行！”……

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