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浪荡稚女心触雨恋伊人
浪荡稚女心触雨恋伊人

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兔与狼

浪荡稚女心触雨恋伊人 2015-05-22 21:19:09  

白兔强奸了一熟睡的狼。狼怒而追之。白兔将毛染灰,假装看报。

狼:“看到一白兔吗?”

兔子:“是那只强奸了狼的白兔吗?”

狼:“靠!这么快就见报啦?”

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另类思考,风趣俏皮话

浪荡稚女心触雨恋伊人 2012-12-18 08:17:30  

汽车的挡风玻璃是如此之大,而后视镜却如此之小,因为过去没有未来那么重要,时时向前看,得空往后瞅。

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英语幽默笑话:我是来装电话的

浪荡稚女心触雨恋伊人 2012-10-17 02:46:27  

What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure

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