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桑拿

绅士级殺手 2016-05-11 00:18:53  

老婆问老公:什么叫桑拿?

老公说:男的爽,女的拿(小费)

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Great first parent

绅士级殺手 2014-08-13 20:43:19  

The First parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God‘s omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don‘t.”

"Don‘t what?", Adam replied.

"Don‘t eat the forbidden fruit.”

"Forbidden fruit? Really?

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