加班早上上班后。阿呆：“老板，我从昨天下班一直加班到现在？”

老板：“辛苦辛苦？”

阿呆：“老板，那……这个加班工资…？”

老板：“我先核实一下？”

数分钟后。

老板：“阿呆！！你昨天下班没打卡，今天上班也没打卡，扣你两天工资？”

阿呆：“…？”

A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.

Judge: Have you ever stolen things?

Thief: Oh， now and then.

Judge: And where have you stolen these things?

Thief: Oh， here and there.

Judge: Right. Lock him up， officer.

Thief: Hey， when do I get out jail?

Judge: Oh， sooner or later.