读点笑话学英语：魔鬼的妹夫

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night， she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。

When her husband came by， she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns， long tail， and pitchfork.

当丈夫走近时，她从树后跳出来，站到他面前

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