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健忘药
缘浅深水猫死
2014-05-13 13:59:22
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一位贪心的餐馆老板得到了一种健忘药，据说顾客吃了这种药至少会忘记一样东西或者一件事情，他如获至宝。
很快，老板见一暴发户进来用餐，点的都是山珍海味，身上还佩戴着金银珠宝。于是他就把大量的健忘药放进暴发户的饭菜里。
暴发户吃喝完毕，离店而去，老板到处翻找，什么都没有找到！一无所获之余，老板猛然想起，暴发户确实忘记了一件事情：没有埋单！！！
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Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？
缘浅深水猫死
2011-09-20 13:16:54
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Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look，" said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes，" said the younger， "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained， "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮
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