我妈买的粘鼠贴除了我妈和老鼠没被粘过，被粘过的分别是我，我爸，我哥，我妹，我家小狗，邻居小猫。

某甲担心妻子精神有问题，於是去请教精神病医生。「她非常害怕衣服被偷掉，」他告诉医生。「你怎知道。」

医生问。「有一天我提早下班回家，发现她雇了一个男人站在衣橱里看守她的衣服。」

My Boss and I When I take a long time， I am slow. When my boss takes a long time， he is thorough. When I don't do it， I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it， he is too busy. When I do something without being told， I am trying to be smart. When my boss does the same， that is initiative. When I please my boss， I am ass-kissing. When my boss pleases his boss， he is co-operating. I do good

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