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一碗清粥踩七彩祥云 2017-06-23 12:38:13  

丈夫打电话给妻子说,他邀请一个朋友到家里吃晚饭。妻子回答说:“太不巧了,今天我洗衣服,窗帘也摘下来洗了,房间也没打扫,孩子病着,一直在哭,我还感冒了,做晚饭的东西什么都没买!

丈夫说:“没关系,亲爱的。我这个朋友打算找个对象,想看一看,家庭生活是个什么样子?”

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吹牛家

一碗清粥踩七彩祥云 2012-05-14 10:14:40  

某君号称天下第一吹家。

一天,几位聊哥吹姐闲聊,第一吹充分发挥吹功:我妈有一年三十,包了一只饺子,全家八口人吃了一星期,才看见一块2米高的猪骨头碑上用小篆写着:离馅二十三公里。

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冷幽默热笑话:关于圣诞节的13个小笑话

一碗清粥踩七彩祥云 2011-09-07 06:46:49  

1. Into the Church

进教堂

Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside t

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