登录  注册
满嘴脏话的男生最心软
满嘴脏话的男生最心软

LV5 225/275分钟 LV6
2
帖子
0
审帖
150
积分
1491
被赞

吃吸水纸

满嘴脏话的男生最心软 2016-02-10 23:25:00  

里卡:“医生,你赶快告诉我,我不小心吃了墨水,该怎么办?”

医生:“没有问题,孩子。赶快再吃几张吸水纸吧?”

打赏

幽默笑话:Lawyer and Engineer

满嘴脏话的男生最心软 2011-07-25 13:05:06  

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start

……

>>查看更多

打赏