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不小心咬到舌头了

春秋往事 2012-09-07 19:03:36  

小蛇问爸爸:“爸爸,我们有毒吗?”

蛇爸爸说:“你问这做什么?”

小蛇:“我刚不小心咬到舌头了。”

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英语小笑话: 职业赌徒 没事偷着乐

春秋往事 2012-04-12 03:58:14  

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender

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