两名警察在大街上发现了三枚手雷，准备将它送到警察局。路上稍年轻的警察有些害怕，便问老警察：如果路上有一枚手雷爆炸怎么办？

老警察：那我们就说只捡到两枚。

Things Have Been Okay

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son， who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists， but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted， Mom， the toast is burned.

You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

Well， up til

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