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怕你走 2013-12-19 05:14:28  

一司机酒后脸红心热说:酒就是厉害人体温才三七度它竟然有六十度,喝后让人浑身发热。

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又见三国、西游冷段子

怕你走 2012-09-10 08:38:50  

顾雍对孙权道:荆州本该归主公所有,却被刘备夺去,以致我们腹背受敌,窃以为如今应乘关羽北上之际,偷袭荆州,虽有出卖盟友之嫌,但存亡之际,不得不如此埃孙权听言,双手托腮,忽闪着两只大眼睛道:看来,我非得卖盟了,么么哒。

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英语小笑话:上帝是不聋,可奶奶聋呀!

怕你走 2011-09-19 22:41:29  

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

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