英语冷笑话：你知道死海吗?

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。

Will said， "Well， you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗?那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

Bill wasn't impressed， "Well， that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗? 那是我爸爸打死的。”