Humor about the old

OLD CANNERS never die， they are preserved

OLD CARS never die， they just get run into the ground

OLD CASHIERS never die， they just check out

OLD CHAUFFEURS never die， they just lose their drive

OLD CHEMISTS never die， they just do it inorganically

OLD CHEMISTS never die， they just fail to react

OLD CHEMISTS never die， they just lose their refluxes

OLD CHEMISTS never die， they just reach equilibrium

OLD CHEMISTS never die， they just smell that way

OLD CLEANING pEOpLE never die， they just kick the bucket

OLD COMpOSERS never die， they just decompose

OLD COMpUTER pEOpLE never die， they just lose their memory

OLD COMpUTER pROGRAMMERS never die， they just byte the dust

OLD COOKS never die， they just get deranged

OLD COURIERS never die， they just keep on EXpRESSing it!