英语笑话：他正在给你刮胡须 He's shaving you

Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave， a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

the girl demurred，" I don't think I ought to， I'm married."

"Why don't you ask your husband，" the playboy suggested." I'm sure he wouldn't object."

"You can ask him yourself ，" the girl srugged." He's shaving you."

一位年轻的花花公子在一家不熟悉的理发店里刮胡须，他很喜欢修指甲的女郎，于是提议哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看表演。

女郎犹豫着说：“我觉得我不应该去，我结过婚了。”

“你何不问问你先生，”花花公子建议说：“我确定他不会反对的。”

“你可以自己问他，”女郎耸耸肩道，“他正在替你刮胡须。”