英语冷笑话：让外婆开心

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now， children，" said she ， "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please， teacher，"said a small boy，"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"Please， teacher， I went to see her yesterday， and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her， 'Granny， I'm going home，' and she said， 'Well， I'm glad'!"

一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想， 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。

“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”

“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

“做得好，是谁呢？”

“我奶奶。”

“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”

“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’”