英语笑话：The Rabbits Who Caused All the Trouble（1）

When nothing was heard about the rabbits for some weeks， the other animals demanded to know what had happened to them. The wolves replied that the rabbits had been eaten and since they had been eaten the affair was a purely internal matter. But the other animals warned that they might possibly unite against the wolves unless some reason was given for the destruction of rabbits. So the wolves gave them one. "They were trying to escape，" said the wolves， "and， as you know， this is no world for escapists."

由于连续几星期没有听到兔子的消息，其它动物要求知道它们的行踪。狼回答说兔子已经被吃了;既然已经吃到肚里，此事就纯属内政。但其它动物警告说，除非有消灭兔子的正当理由，不然它们可能团结起来，一致对狼。于是，狼给了它们一条理由。

“它们企图逃走”，狼说。

“你们也知道，这个世界决没有逃避主义者的容身之地。”