英语幽默笑话：老虎来了

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden， a tiger appears from a distance， running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims， "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it， I just have to run faster than you."

两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。当中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗？”

他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”