英语小笑话：The Use of a Handsaw

At the mall， my wife and I picked up some hardware items， including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.

Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw， I followed her inside.

Scanning the menu， my wife told the waitress， " I' 11 have chopped sirloin， please.

The waitress turned to me， eyed my saw and commented， "And I see that. you， sir， have come for our T-bone special.

在集市上，我和妻子买了一些五金用品，包括一个手锯。我们返回汽车时刚好路过一家牛排店。 “我们尝尝吧，”我妻子建议说。尽管我觉得拿着锯有点傻乎乎的，但还是随她走了进去。 我妻子扫视了一下菜单对女招待说：“请给我来一份炒牛腰片。”

女招待转向我，看了看我的锯，说道：“我能看出，先生，你是来吃我们的T形骨特色菜的。”