Humor About Elderly People

OLD RADIOS never die， they just stop receiving

OLD RAILROADERS never die， they just derail

OLD RAIN pUDDLES never die， they just dry up

OLD SAILORS never die， they just get a little "DINGHY”

OLD SAILORS never die， they just lose their porpoise

OLD SALESMEN never die， they just go out of commission

OLD SCHOOLS never die， they just lose their principals

OLD SCOTS never die， but they can be kilt

OLD SCULpTORS never die， they just lose their marbles

OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die， they just come to the point

OLD SEERS never die， they just lose their vision

OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die， they just waste away

OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die， they just hang around

OLD SHOES MAKERS never die， they just lose their sole

OLD SKIERS never die， but they go downhill fast