英语幽默笑话：妙计

After 20 years as a pilot， I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle， but my family thought it was too dangerous. My wife said， "Why don't you start flying again?"

The next day， as I showed a businessman around the airport， he looked longingly at the planes." I used to take flying lessons， but my wife made quit，" he lamented. "She said it was dangerous.

"Tell her you want to get a motorcycle，" I advised. My newfound friend has now earned his pilot's license.

做了二十年的飞行员后，我成为一名机场管理人员。不久，我就发现压力向我袭来。我需要放松，于是想买一辆摩托，但我的家人认为那玩艺儿太危险了。我妻子说：“何不再度开始飞行呢？”

第二天，我带领一个商人参观机场时，他渴望地望着那些飞机。

“我过去经常参加飞行方面的学习，但我太太硬是让我放弃掉，”他惋惜道，“她说那有危险。”

“告诉她你想买一辆摩托，”我建议道。我这位新朋友现在已经拿到飞行执照。