Jokes About the Elderly

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die， they just do it until it Hz

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die， they just lose contact

OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die， they go on， and on， and on...

OLD ENGINEERS never die， they just lose their bearings

OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White

OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die， they are just recycled

OLD ESKIMOES never die， they just get cold feet

OLD ESKIMOES never die， they just go cold

OLD EXORCISTS never die， they just give up the ghost

OLD FARMERS never die， they just go to seed

OLD FARMERS never die， they just spade away

OLD FATHERS never die， they just become grandfathers

OLD FISHERMEN never die， their rods just go limp

OLD FISHERMEN never die， they just get reel tired

OLD FISHERMEN never die， they just smell that way