英语笑话：如此长的狗 Such a Long Dog

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking， he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles， this time he stepped the other dog's tail， so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog， so he said in surprise， It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。