英语幽默笑话之童真童趣（三）

1. Guest:"Bub， do you go to school?"

客人：“小家伙，你上学了吗？”

boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"

孩子：“我上学有什么好处？我不会读，也不会写。”

2. The librarian went over to a small， noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"

图书管理员走到一个喧闹的小男孩身边，警告说：“请安静！你周围的人都不能读书了！”

"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"

“不能读书？”

小男孩好奇地问道。

“那他们在这里干什么？”

3. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones， aren't they?"

贝蒂：“黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明，对吗？”

Larry:"How do you know?"

拉里：“你怎么知道？”

Betty:"Well， the black hens can lay white eggs， but the white hens can't lay black ones."

贝蒂：“嗯，因为黑母鸡能下白蛋，可白母鸡不能下黑蛋。”

4. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"

博比：“比利弄坏了我的新洋娃娃！”

Mum:"How did he do that?"

妈妈：“他是怎么弄坏的？”

Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."

博比：“我用洋娃娃打了他的头。”

5. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."

“我要是生活在古代就好了。”

"Why?"

“为什么？”

"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."

“因为那就不会有这么多历史要学了。”

英语幽默600篇

题材丰富、浅显易懂

英汉对照、翻译中肯

青闰编译

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