英语幽默笑话：roast pig 烤乳猪

roast pig

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down， he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad， I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry， I meant the roasted one on the table."

烤乳猪

一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”

这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”