英语冷笑话：小的那个不就是你想要的？

One day， Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks， Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first， which one would you pick?"

比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个?”

Tom: "The smaller piece， of course."

汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want， right?"

比尔：“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗?”