英语笑话：吝啬鬼的聚会 The mean man's party

The Mean Man's Party 　

The notorious（声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小气鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment， he said， "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow（肘部，扶手） . When the door open， push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well， gosh，" was the reply， "You're not coming empty-handed， are you?"

吝啬鬼的聚会

一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”