英语笑话：刀和鼓 Knife and Drum

Ma: Pa， I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

Pa: Why not?

Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。

爸：为什么？

妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。