英语小笑话：超速的司机A Speeding Motorist

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.

"Yes， sir，" replied the driver.

"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"

"I would have， officer， " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman， and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。

“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗？”

他责问道。

“知道，长官，”司机回答说。

“那你为什么不立即靠边停车？”

“我本来想这样做的，长官。”

那男子回答说，“但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她带回来。”