英语笑话：You May Select可以选择

The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.

One day， the husband got home and asked his wife， "My dear， what will we eat today?"

The wife said， "You may select the dish today."

The husband was very glad and asked， "Which dishes are there today?"

"Cabbage."

"The others?"

"None."

"Then how to select?"

"Eat or not eat!" the wife said.

丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。

一天，丈夫回到家，问妻子：“亲爱的，今天我们吃啥菜？”

妻子回答：“今天你可以选择。”

丈夫感到非常高兴，又问：“都有哪些菜呢？”

“炒白菜。”

“还有呢？”

“没了。”

“那你要我怎么选呢？”

“吃还是不吃！”妻子一本正经地说道。