英语小笑话：圣诞老人的真实职业 Santa's True Profession

Do You Know Santa's True Profession?

Consider the following:

1. You never actually see Santa， only his "assistants."

2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.

3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him， but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.

4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.

5. Santa travels a lot.

Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!

圣诞老人的真实职业是什么？

考虑以下几点

1. 你其实从来没见过圣诞老人，你看见的都是他得助手（他得助手真的好多，除了过圣诞节的所有父母外，还有职业“圣诞老人”）

2. 圣诞老人不想退休，就可以一直当他的圣诞老人。

3. 圣诞老人不会做实事，他都是指挥一堆帮手帮他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好还是不好，功绩和责任都算圣诞老人的。

4. 圣诞老人实行的可不是朝九晚五双休制。

5. 圣诞老人经常旅行

圣诞老人显然是一个高级职员（please， 这世界上还有比他的工作更好的工作吗？）