Shopping for goods

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

"Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue‘ and ‘A Love Supreme‘?" she asked.

"Well， no，" answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children.”

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don‘t think so，" replied the man， "but it‘s as close as I want to get.”