读点笑话学英语：先生，是去天体营吗？

Vacationing on the island of Oahu， we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man， obviously not with our group， approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation， we wondered. Straight-faced， he leaned toward the door and asked， "Going to the nudist Colony， sir?"

在瓦湖岛上度假时，我们坐在旅游车里等候掉队的人。一位男子，明显不是和我们一起的，朝旅游车走来并要上车。司机会怎么处理这种情况呢？我们都拭目以待。司机拉长了脸，向车门靠过去，问道：“先生，是去天体营吗？”

"Oh， no，" replied the would-be passenger， retreating quickly.

“哦，不，”刚想乘车的男子回答说，迅速转身而逃。

"Works every time，" the driver said with a wink.

“每次都管用，”司机眨巴了一下眼睛说。

【注释】

(1) be about to（do）（表计划）即将做

(2) straight-faced adj.板起面孔的

(3) nudist Colony天体营（裸体主义者实行其信条的场所）

(4) retreating quickly迅速后退。这是一个分词短语作状语，表示伴随状况。