有一天,有个傻子穿的板板整整的衣服来到一家饭店坐下。服务员过来问:“先生,您吃饭?”
傻子说:“那还用说?”
“就你一个人?”
“那还用说?”
“喝二两?”
“那还用说?”
“来只烧鸡?”
“那还用说?”
服务员一看他打扮得不像个穷人,估计不会白吃白喝,所以赶忙拿鸡拿菜。啃完烧鸡喝完酒,服务员问:“您吃完了?”
“那还用说?”
“现在算帐?”
“那还用说?”
“请您付款?”
“那还用说?”
“那您倒是给钱哪?”
“那还用说?”
“你是不是没有钱?”
“那还用说?”
“你是个傻子吧?”
“那还用说?”
“?”
“那还用说?”
一溜烟的就跑了。
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