妹子来我家睡吧（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2203.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-25/m_59c8e258e07f6.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2203.html

妹子，你这么省钱你男朋友知道吗（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2187.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c764db00030.jpg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2187.html

不是被掰直了吗（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/gif/ren/2183.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c7642f2b91b.gif|#|http://www.shuoou.com/gif/ren/2183.html

妹子，穿成这样开车不太好吧，交警叔叔看见都会脸红的。（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/jiaotong/2178.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c762b60a954.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/jiaotong/2178.html

妹子穿白色裙了下水摸鱼，可惜了这裙子啊（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2174.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c761eea4def.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2174.html

开这么好的车有什么用呢，又没有妹子（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/jiaotong/2170.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c761298a2b5.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/jiaotong/2170.html

看了半天，不敢吵醒她（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2168.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c760e48685b.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2168.html

这就是我打野的原因！兄弟们，对不住了！（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2165.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c76079887a6.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2165.html

我想说的是，我会修自行车，你信吗？（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2164.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c7605e3954a.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2164.html

妹子是要买票穿越回去吧（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2163.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-24/m_59c7603f4278b.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2163.html